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you didn't tell me you were married, you hussy!
[ Cellar didn't return to their room last night, and she hasn't made it to breakfast. A few hours into the morning, after all the chaos, a message pings Theo's phone. ]
im at the clinic
can you come get me
[ She can walk back to their room fine. She just doesn't want to be alone. ]
im at the clinic
can you come get me
[ She can walk back to their room fine. She just doesn't want to be alone. ]
i met a guy who fully doesn't keep his phone on him and i think it might be a dealbreaker but his weird vibes compel me still
[ sometime during the holiday season, wrapped in red and gold paper, tidily and well done because grace enlisted some of the staff to help her, a pile of gifts appears at the foot of theo's bed.
within the boxes are a variety of sleep masks, a cozy bathrobe that looks more suited to grace than theo so she probably intends to steal it once it smells like him, a box of chocolates with all the gross ones already taken out, and a handful of bath goodies like bubbles and salts and those fake roses you can peel the soap petals off to sprinkle in the bath. there's also a leather journal and a bundle of the sketching pencils she knows he likes best. ]
Teddie,
I love you more than light brown M&Ms. Merry Crisis!
Love, Gracie
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within the boxes are a variety of sleep masks, a cozy bathrobe that looks more suited to grace than theo so she probably intends to steal it once it smells like him, a box of chocolates with all the gross ones already taken out, and a handful of bath goodies like bubbles and salts and those fake roses you can peel the soap petals off to sprinkle in the bath. there's also a leather journal and a bundle of the sketching pencils she knows he likes best. ]
Teddie,
I love you more than light brown M&Ms. Merry Crisis!
Love, Gracie
[ The presents are all left under their precious tree - and Cellar emphasizes that he's not supposed to open anything until Christmas. Inside he'll find...
A choker with a spider pendant made from her shadows. All black, textureless, it doesn't reflect light or cast a shadow; it's virtually indestructible and will exist for as long as she's in Saltburn or until she dies.
A bottle of his favorite liquor in Special Christmas Edition™ packaging.
A silk robe.
A set of gouache paint.
A set of brushes with water containers on the body. All he has to do is squeeze the brush to wet the tip again! (that's what she s—)
A totally normalteddie teddy bear.
Whatever this dude's wearing for their future dancing lessons that they're totally gonna have eventually...,
A framed picture.......
i may or may not add to this
Merry Xmas Teddie bear!!!!!
I hope you know how special you are to me. This place would be so boring and lonely without you. Every day I'm more and more proud of myself for being a little shit and getting paint all over your face. ♥ ♥ ♥
Lovely, kind, funny, caring, supportive, SO FREAKING TALENTED, beautiful, my best friend in this world and the other. That's just a fraction of Theodore Price.
(Also pretty hot, I guess.)
Thank you for being you.
I love you so much!!!
🕷️
(Here's to hoping that emphasizing those letters doesn't bite her in the ass.) ]
A choker with a spider pendant made from her shadows. All black, textureless, it doesn't reflect light or cast a shadow; it's virtually indestructible and will exist for as long as she's in Saltburn or until she dies.
A bottle of his favorite liquor in Special Christmas Edition™ packaging.
A silk robe.
A set of gouache paint.
A set of brushes with water containers on the body. All he has to do is squeeze the brush to wet the tip again! (that's what she s—)
A totally normal
Whatever this dude's wearing for their future dancing lessons that they're totally gonna have eventually...,
A framed picture.......
i may or may not add to this
Merry Xmas Teddie bear!!!!!
I hope you know how special you are to me. This place would be so boring and lonely without you. Every day I'm more and more proud of myself for being a little shit and getting paint all over your face. ♥ ♥ ♥
Lovely, kind, funny, caring, supportive, SO FREAKING TALENTED, beautiful, my best friend in this world and the other. That's just a fraction of Theodore Price.
(Also pretty hot, I guess.)
Thank you for being you.
I love you so much!!!
🕷️
(Here's to hoping that emphasizing those letters doesn't bite her in the ass.) ]
Edited 2024-12-12 04:57 (UTC)
[ after this ]
[ pretend cellar already told theo not to come by for a while because there's a crying twink on their bed ]
also uh
maybe don't bring up our 3some if you see him
[ pretend cellar already told theo not to come by for a while because there's a crying twink on their bed ]
also uh
maybe don't bring up our 3some if you see him
[ one night a gift bag shows up outside theo's room, left at the door without announcement from nick.
inside is a cigarette case with just a small hint of magic to it, and several joints tucked away safely inside. if theo is able to tell that sort of thing, he might be able to identify that they're not all the same, but visually at least there's no distinguishing them from each other.
tucked inside the bag, there's also a note — ]
Theo,
There's nothing too intense, just some fun enhancements for when regular weed isn't cutting it. If you want a cheat sheet I can tell you what each one does, but you strike me as the sort of person that likes surprises.
Also, the case is warded, it'll only open for you.
Happy Christmas,
Nick x
inside is a cigarette case with just a small hint of magic to it, and several joints tucked away safely inside. if theo is able to tell that sort of thing, he might be able to identify that they're not all the same, but visually at least there's no distinguishing them from each other.
tucked inside the bag, there's also a note — ]
Theo,
There's nothing too intense, just some fun enhancements for when regular weed isn't cutting it. If you want a cheat sheet I can tell you what each one does, but you strike me as the sort of person that likes surprises.
Also, the case is warded, it'll only open for you.
Happy Christmas,
Nick x
[ Oh hi, guess who's hopping on the bed while he's still sleeping, sitting on her legs and wearing nothing but lingerie in his favorite color. Good thing the room is heated (I think). At the foot of the bed is a table trolley with breakfast and cake — all of it stuff that he loves. ]
Teddieeee. Happy birthday!
Teddieeee. Happy birthday!
[Theo has had a oddly consistent habit of going to bed in the early hours of the morning and trying his best to sleep through breakfast - or attend it still half drunk - and today he was face down and in the thick of a heavy REM cycle when she bounces him awake. Despite the date, he wasn't anticipating this, and lifts his head to look at her for a bleary blink before clarity seems to come to his (brown) eyes, not to be replaced with glittering blue, even after he rolls over and sits up.]
Oh, breakfast in bed?
[Meaning her, specifically, with a wicked grin quick to surface. He rubs his cheek against his shoulder, stretching like a sleepy-still cat before he's leaning for to rake his fingers across the bedsheets toward her.]
How'd you know that's exactly what I wanted?
Oh, breakfast in bed?
[Meaning her, specifically, with a wicked grin quick to surface. He rubs his cheek against his shoulder, stretching like a sleepy-still cat before he's leaning for to rake his fingers across the bedsheets toward her.]
How'd you know that's exactly what I wanted?
[Theo's gifts appear in the wee hours of the morning, neatly wrapped in black wrapping paper and red silk ribbon. in one box is a king sized, plush fur blanket that is semi-weighted, adding a nice extra dose of comfort. it feels so soft it could be real fur. in a smaller, less assuming box is a cologne.
the envelope next to the gift is addressed to "T.P." and the letter inside reads:
𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗈,
𝖨 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗄𝖾𝗍, 𝗂𝗍'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗌.
𝖬𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌,
𝖠𝗎𝗀𝗎𝗌𝗍 ]
the envelope next to the gift is addressed to "T.P." and the letter inside reads:
𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗈,
𝖨 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗄𝖾𝗍, 𝗂𝗍'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗌.
𝖬𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖢𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌,
𝖠𝗎𝗀𝗎𝗌𝗍 ]
hey um
i hate being the bearer of bad news i mean like sort of bad news
bad news for us, not bad i guess assuming that not here means home and not somewhere else but thats like a whole different conversation ig
sorry thats not
relevant really
oli's gone
i hate being the bearer of bad news i mean like sort of bad news
bad news for us, not bad i guess assuming that not here means home and not somewhere else but thats like a whole different conversation ig
sorry thats not
relevant really
oli's gone
oh
yeah, that still kinda sucks a bit
but like you said, maybe not for him
[Said Theo, who still doesn't know what timeline Oliver's from or if he's gonna die in it still but hey, no need to freak the coven out about it. He's quiet for a beat, typing and deleting, his little bubble dot-dot-dotting.]
gonna miss that jerk
yeah, that still kinda sucks a bit
but like you said, maybe not for him
[Said Theo, who still doesn't know what timeline Oliver's from or if he's gonna die in it still but hey, no need to freak the coven out about it. He's quiet for a beat, typing and deleting, his little bubble dot-dot-dotting.]
gonna miss that jerk
[some days after their meeting on the network...]
Dear Mr. Teddie Bitchface,
I have been learning your 'emoji' shorthand, and I have been informed that one popular use is for the purpose of flirtation. If this is indeed the case, then I regret to inform you that I am a man with scurvy, past the prime of his life, and I have no intentions of marriage.
(I also do not presume to judge you as a sodomite; I have been informed such things are common here.)
😊
- Harry D.S. Goodsir
Dear Mr. Teddie Bitchface,
I have been learning your 'emoji' shorthand, and I have been informed that one popular use is for the purpose of flirtation. If this is indeed the case, then I regret to inform you that I am a man with scurvy, past the prime of his life, and I have no intentions of marriage.
(I also do not presume to judge you as a sodomite; I have been informed such things are common here.)
😊
- Harry D.S. Goodsir
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