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[chokedout]

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[longlegs]

we're taking him to the clinic i need to make sure he's not completely fucked up

[chokedout]

okay
what's our plan

who gets the net, etc

[longlegs]

you mean the web

sorry, not the time

you wanna distract him?

[chokedout]

as in flash him my tits or invite him to hang out

also i love you and your 🕷️isms

[longlegs]

we'll go for the surprise factor otherwise he's gonna know something is up

🕷💖

[chokedout]

ok
i will follow ur lead

do we need duct tape

[longlegs]

i'm the duct tape

well

the shadows

you know what i mean

[chokedout]

ok ok ok
let's do this

[longlegs]

ok you know how to stunlock him with your sexy bod better than i do so
go to his room and do your thing? idk, i'll be right behind you

[chokedout]

And you don't think he'll see this coming at all?

[longlegs]

he's a guy and your body looks like it's been photoshopped
it's gonna work

[chokedout]

okay i'm on the move
alpha tango bravo (idk what that means give me a code name)

[longlegs]

remind me to teach you about that later
you can be agent six pack

[chokedout]

omg yes, give me military spy training
i'll be motherfucking jason bourne


agent six pack is approaching the target
is hot mama on location?

[longlegs]

Great is gonna be SO proud of me [ he isn't ]

be there soon
have your guns at the ready etc

🎀

[chokedout]

stuns out, guns out
(guns being my arms naturally)

let's get this done