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giles the butler he is the one always looking fully disdainful at breakfast i am obsessed with him

oh did you mean the freak who leaves his phone like cinderella? his names august

oh my, gracie. get that old guy booty

but yes!! oh i know that bitch
i jumped into his bath. he's fun

i met him in the shower! well i was in the shower i think he was slowly dying from alcohol poisoning but that's how it goes a lot here at the start

he's very hygienic
i just interrupted his peaceful bath times with my whorism

you're telling me this bitch doesn't carry a phone around tho??

NOPE

freak ass behavior

wanna hand write some horny texts and deliver them under his door with me?

oh my god teddie i am obsessed with your brain u are the perfect man

if we can find a polaroid we can include nudes

u know i was gonna ask my library for a polaroid maybe i'll ask for fancy stationary too

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ask your what?

the library i love it we have a book club

anyway you can ask the library for shit and if you ask nicely and it's not impossible it'll come down this tube like at the bank you know?

can we go to the magic library asap

sure baby we can ask for our flirty bits

will the library judge me on my appearance
i will dress the part for this

i don't know if it has eyes...

it writes me notes sometimes tho

[chuck tingle are you listening]

you're being romanced by a sentient library?

they're not LOVE notes

are you sure?

at no point has the library intimated that it wants to rock my hot bod theo

it's playing the long game, gracie
everyone and everything wants to rock your hot bod

like statistically 1 in 10 people only wanna fuck men so at least 10% of people don't wanna rock my hot bod

why are we assuming the library is in that 10%
libraries are like the most pansexual of rooms by design

okay fine say it wants to fuck me but HOW

you can live fulfilling romances without sex
there's a lady somewhere attracted to the eiffel tower
i think she married it

ok but this is me

i cannot live a fulfilling romance without sex

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