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WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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bitchface

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[dead_tongue]

[Alone in his room, Iggy smothers his laughter with a pillow.

In reply he sends another picture: he has the index and middle fingers of one hand deep in his mouth. His gaze is positively ecstatic.

And he's not admitting how many tries it took to get the shot.]

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[Theo puts a little ♥ like next to that image. Or since it's 2006?? A 👍??]

can i print this on a sweater

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yes!

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my very own ahegao

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I can totally do that face if you want

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bitch, please!! i need it

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[And so he sends over a disturbingly good ahegao selfie.]

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[pls enjoy a 9 second clip of straight up masturbation??? proper response?? who??]

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[as in the clip ends at 9 seconds, not theo, naturally]

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[naturally?]

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[In person, alone in his room, Iggy giggles to himself. And then sends back a picture of his butthole.

This is romance.]

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[Theo returns a photo a few minutes later: an elegant look at cum splashed bedding.

Then a second identical photo, only his hand is in frame giving a thumbs up.]

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[Iggy has to smother his face with a pillow to muffle his laughter. When he manages to get himself a little bit under control he picks his phone up again.]

so you'd subscribe to my OF then?

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top tier, baby

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that's so sweet.

in another life.

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you know we're in the future past here
we could start our own OF before OF exists
live wealthy and prosper, etc





but idk how to code in this life

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I would but we can only reach the people in the manor. if they want one another they just stroll down the hall.

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Only Roomies!!

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you could make a killing. if we had money.


can I tell you a secret

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of course!!

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I barely fuck here. and because I'm not working? I'm like
the least sexual I've been in years.

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honestly, nothing wrong with that
you're happy right?

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I guess
I feel like
purposeless.

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in the sense of "hey theo let's fashion a sex points game" way or

a more serious conversation on purpose finding and what we can do to get you feeling better kind of way

[dead_tongue]

nah
it's nothing, nevermind.

you're a sweetie. I'm glad you came.