[ She laughs with a frown, lovingly baffled by the attempt. It earns him a kiss on the cheek regardless, tamagotchi handed over before she scoots up, sitting against the wall with another chip in her mouth. ]
[He flops onto the bed, holding the tamagotchi in outstretched hands - bound to drop it on his face but for the moment, just studiously staring at it. He speaks as if a little absent-minded in response:]
Hm? Oh, the one I gave you? I gave you that, babe.
[ A grin comes first, then a patient lean forward, meeting his lips for an innocent kiss. This man is going to do some damage to her heart one day, isn't he?
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[What the fuck abominati-]
Well. Maybe the ears will grow in.
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[ That really does not sit like one. ]
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[Right?]
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[ I placed third and all I got was a defective pet. ]
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[He's trying.]
Whatever, it's less fucked up than I am on a good day so - love and cherish, yadda yadda. Do I get to babysit? Gimme. I wanna feed it.
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I still have your ring, by the way.
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Hm? Oh, the one I gave you? I gave you that, babe.
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Are you sure?
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[Now he's looking up, attention caught - and relaxing:]
You're not divorcing me already are you? I'll be destitute.
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He gets a soft pat on his cheek. ]
I want it.
[ I want you.
No, that's cringe. ]
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[He brightens, and then leans to kiss her again - just as light.]
You should give me a ring back, then.
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Okay. What kinda ring do you want?
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[And know that it's what you picked for him, too.]
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I can do that.
[ And she feeds him a chip. Maybe she'll reach down his pants in a bit, too. As a treat. ]