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for US

[ communist bugs bunny intensifies ]

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and the best fuck of his life for him too
wow we're all winning?
when are we doing it

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obviously!
uhh no clue
i can ask him when he's free?

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wait do you think we should take him on a date first
he doesn't seem like the date type

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would any of us know what to do on a date together

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we could google it

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"how to date the person you want to threesome with"

google says "just fuck him it'd probably be easier and you won't have to make small talk until at least two of you nut"

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oh well if google says so then it must be true
you tell him to come over then

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on it, babe
guest room or main?

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definitely the guest room
i'm 99.9999% sure we're gonna get pretty messy and i wanna be able to sleep in our bed tonight lmao

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our christmas tree also doesn't deserve to see the ungodly things we're going to do, it's true

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oh right how could i forget
silly me

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okay im setting things up to get him over here
get the room ready w me?

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omw 🩷✨

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see u soon babes
i got red wine tho
bc i like red wine

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treat yoself
wanna know what i like 👉👈

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i am listening

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that cute little pink robe that someone with really good taste gave you

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oooh, you think?
good thing it's nearby, comfortable and waiting for me to slip into it

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perfect
i'll put on something special ♥

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see you soon babe
we can pick out some candles to light
and a matching merlot

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perfect see you soooon