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mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I should like that very much.

Go ahead.
dead_tongue: (who in the what now)

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[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
does your teenage boyfriend cum too fast?
dead_tongue: (bruh)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
stfu he's not my boyfriend!

ugh
your man is hot.
dead_tongue: (pout)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
be nice to my booty call! and no well maybe I dunno I kinda made him shoot fast on purpose but now I'm like wow that was easy

noooo I think we're really friends now! if I fuck him he'll think it was an elaborate plot to get into his pants!
mygoodsir: (tea sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Teddie, I already ask so much of you. But yes, I will.

I admit to being slightly confused as to the logistics.
dead_tongue: (gosh)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
see that's why I was asking! he'll grow out of it probably.

now that would be so cool! I'd suck his weird dick.
dead_tongue: (gosh)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
my god i could mould him! you're so right!
nah he's not into me like that, he only likes me because i'm slutty. and only a few times.

no I'm good! but uhm ok i can never suggest this only you or he can.
mygoodsir: (well sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo, you've fried his brain. Harry has to take a moment to consider all of that, blushing furiously alone in his room.]

May we refrain from calling it that?

It all sounds very intriguing indeed. But I can't imagine who you'd convince to do such a thing with me.
dead_tongue: (smiiiile)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-05-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
oh man yeah
i'll make him better! stronger! uh not faster!

i am trying! we had a really nice chat recently tho.
mygoodsir: (tea sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds a little stressful, but I cannot say that I'm not curious.

Would it be a man or a woman?
mygoodsir: (tea sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not, no.

Is that something one should discuss with one's partners?
mygoodsir: (tea sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that made him laugh.]

It occurs to me that I am not certain if people know I find women attractive.
mygoodsir: (tea sir)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-05-21 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

I am not particularly good with them, mind you. I tend to bore them to tears.

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