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maybe

omg

are we
cryptid fuckers?

no wait that would be if we fucked mothman. (who I hear is caked up.)

we're genuine monsterfuckers tho! and not on easy mode like people who fuck vampires.

you don't know HOW relieved i am that we're besties who can share this hobby.

we should get t-shirts made. or have an acronym. a secret society of monsterfucking

omg same!! I feel like other people are like, wtf, that's gross
did he have the doggy dick thing the knot?

omg YES uhhh SMFs? society of monsterfuckers?

they just don't get it?! like, i don't know. i kind of surprised myself tbh but in a good way
and yes. very.

If anyone judgy asks we're just the Sugardaddy Money Funders

same. and now I feel like I can fuck any creature!
holy shit do you have to just hang out after then?

I'll be proud of my monsterfucker status!!

Yeah, sometimes it's almost a half hour or more?
don't even get me started on the mess

tell me EVERYTHING

hold up your hand and solemnly swear to the brotherhood of the monsterfucking twinks that this is between us until such a time as it is ok to be shared

do you wanna know about it when it's just an average day or when it's a full moon

I swear on my dick and balls.

both!

okay, well. normally it's not always an issue but if you work him up the right way it can sort of just spring up on you? which was kind of surprising the first time (as you can imagine) but i don't know what it is about me but besides being an inconvenience, it's really not that bad? just a bit awkward trying to reassure someone you don't mind being stuck doggy style until they calm back down - seriously, the tightest of fits, too.

well. maybe not the tightest. save that for the full moon...

that sounds kinda fun in a weird way, actually. like very intimate.

what makes the full moon different?!

take a guess

he gets an even bigger dick?! but why?

Because he's not just a guy with a knotted dick, he's a werewolf with a knotted dick?

I should probably have more reservations about this than I do but... Keep this extra secret, okay? But... there was this element of danger to being around him when he was wolfed out and my brain clocks that but at the same time I felt safe? 'Cause he knew me. He didn't hurt me - he ran off to do wolfy things and then came back and, well. I kinda fell too easily into submission, but the sex was... y'know? Good? Great? Really kinked in retrospect.

I don't usually feel self conscious about who or what I fuck but I feel like people'd definitely give me a side eye for being so open to that so fast.

oh my god ok so even when he's human he gets doggy dick... but then on the full moon he's full wolfman with a bigger schlong...

did he bite you?

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yesssss, precisely. and he's uh, bigger when he's... bigger?

Not seriously but there was like. Nibbling?

I think I'm kind of jealous. like I'm not a size queen but goddamn

that's so hot.

Now you know how I felt about you and the bear

but he's self conscious rn. but we're working on it. so don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility for you too, babe...

I think he's been avoiding me since he broke my ass :(

except he doesn't like me. but that's OK. it's kinda nice that you've got this special guy, you know?

really?? that sucks

i'm lucky but luckier still to have you to talk to about it all. i really appreciate you, Iggs. for more than just talking monster dicks too, of course. but you're always such a kind listener.

yeah. :(

I feel the same way. you and cellar are my besties forever no lie

we need trio tattoos!!
i'm so behind on my list of tats
you should design something for me to put on me somewhere

ok! what's the vibe?

something that ties us together?
is that too cheesy...