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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-12-08 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
that's my man

you know you can always call me if you need to be dragged home again
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-12-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
what part? the massive tentacle orgy or me?
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-12-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
always
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-12-08 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
ily2 theodorable

meet me at the library lets woo this fucking luddite
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-12-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ sometime during the holiday season, wrapped in red and gold paper, tidily and well done because grace enlisted some of the staff to help her, a pile of gifts appears at the foot of theo's bed.

within the boxes are a variety of sleep masks, a cozy bathrobe that looks more suited to grace than theo so she probably intends to steal it once it smells like him, a box of chocolates with all the gross ones already taken out, and a handful of bath goodies like bubbles and salts and those fake roses you can peel the soap petals off to sprinkle in the bath. there's also a leather journal and a bundle of the sketching pencils she knows he likes best. ]

Teddie,

I love you more than light brown M&Ms. Merry Crisis!

Love, Gracie
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-09 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's so … everything she doesn't deserve to have. Cellar is looking at him like she knows it, too. ]

… I can tell you.

[ It'll take her a few moments, though. She gestures with her head at a couple of potted flowers — one spider lily, one orchid, both of which appeared when neither she nor Theo were around to see it happen. ]

Those're from August. He came over to apologize.

[ And then what. ]

I tried to warn him about Raíz, what — what happens when one of us dies, and he just didn't give a shit. It was so weird.

[ It was so annoying. ]

Then he just. Said I should hurt him back. I shouldn't have done it, should I?

[ Theo might be the closest she's had to a moral compass. Great is probably the sanest guy under Raíz's roof, but he's still her right-hand man for a reason. ]
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-12 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ The presents are all left under their precious tree - and Cellar emphasizes that he's not supposed to open anything until Christmas. Inside he'll find...

A choker with a spider pendant made from her shadows. All black, textureless, it doesn't reflect light or cast a shadow; it's virtually indestructible and will exist for as long as she's in Saltburn or until she dies.
A bottle of his favorite liquor in Special Christmas Edition™ packaging.
A silk robe.
A set of gouache paint.
A set of brushes with water containers on the body. All he has to do is squeeze the brush to wet the tip again! (that's what she s—)
A totally normal teddie teddy bear.
Whatever this dude's wearing for their future dancing lessons that they're totally gonna have eventually...,
A framed picture.......
i may or may not add to this

Merry Xmas Teddie bear!!!!!
I hope you know how special you are to me. This place would be so boring and lonely without you. Every day I'm more and more proud of myself for being a little shit and getting paint all over your face. ♥ ♥ ♥
Lovely, kind, funny, caring, supportive, SO FREAKING TALENTED, beautiful, my best friend in this world and the other. That's just a fraction of Theodore Price.
(Also pretty hot, I guess.)

Thank you for being you.
I love you so much!!!

🕷️

(Here's to hoping that emphasizing those letters doesn't bite her in the ass.) ]
Edited 2024-12-12 04:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sooo ]

what if i told you that i found out august wants a threesome with u and me
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
for US

[ communist bugs bunny intensifies ]
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
obviously!
uhh no clue
i can ask him when he's free?
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
wait do you think we should take him on a date first
he doesn't seem like the date type
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
we could google it
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oh well if google says so then it must be true
you tell him to come over then
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[personal profile] longlegs 2024-12-14 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
definitely the guest room
i'm 99.9999% sure we're gonna get pretty messy and i wanna be able to sleep in our bed tonight lmao

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