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I mean yeah he's gotta be like 45
maybe he secretly craves slut.

he's really cute, Theo, I dunno. I kinda want to ask him out?
THEO what where how who?!?

we'll see in good time (respectfully)

you should ask him out then!!!
and it's dom, if you met him? cutie with pink hair and a grumpy attitude? ♥

careful, you almost sound romantic.

I dunno, he's like... teenage bad boy. if he turns me down I might die.
omg I think he hates me

what's wrong with romantic?
sluts can be romantic

i mean, blow him a couple more times and you'll have him around your pinkie either way?? feel it out then?
and omg really?

of course we can, I just think it's cute.

OK true...
yeah! but that's OK I like him anyway. you were really a couple and now you are again? because you want to be or because of obligation?

keep me posted on how it goes!!

and yeah? i think he's cute and he's got conflicted feelings toward me bc he was dating a different me before and now it's like. i'm slipping in on myself?? but it's fine. i think he's cute af

I will!

is other you much different?

from what i know

- unburdened by memories? baggage?
- younger (grr)
- probably a better witch than i am
- also an artist? i think?

it's giving "i want to be jealous of myself a little bit" which is not something you imagine ever saying

well then you're basically the same so he should calm down and resume being hot for you.

can you dick him down until he's less grumpy?

he is... but they have like this romance? i feel bad for stepping in. i hope me doesn't mind

that has been working, actually...

I think you would highfive you tbh

good!

keep a secret?

of course

in the way that you are indeed a bear guy
i am indeed a wolf boy

you had sex with a werewolf?

maybe

omg

are we
cryptid fuckers?

no wait that would be if we fucked mothman. (who I hear is caked up.)

we're genuine monsterfuckers tho! and not on easy mode like people who fuck vampires.

you don't know HOW relieved i am that we're besties who can share this hobby.

we should get t-shirts made. or have an acronym. a secret society of monsterfucking

omg same!! I feel like other people are like, wtf, that's gross
did he have the doggy dick thing the knot?

omg YES uhhh SMFs? society of monsterfuckers?

they just don't get it?! like, i don't know. i kind of surprised myself tbh but in a good way
and yes. very.

If anyone judgy asks we're just the Sugardaddy Money Funders

same. and now I feel like I can fuck any creature!
holy shit do you have to just hang out after then?

I'll be proud of my monsterfucker status!!

Yeah, sometimes it's almost a half hour or more?
don't even get me started on the mess

tell me EVERYTHING

hold up your hand and solemnly swear to the brotherhood of the monsterfucking twinks that this is between us until such a time as it is ok to be shared

do you wanna know about it when it's just an average day or when it's a full moon

I swear on my dick and balls.

both!

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