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[chokedout]

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[chokedout]

okay
what's our plan

who gets the net, etc

[longlegs]

you mean the web

sorry, not the time

you wanna distract him?

[dead_tongue]

[And so he sends over a disturbingly good ahegao selfie.]

[chokedout]

as in flash him my tits or invite him to hang out

also i love you and your 🕷️isms

[chokedout]

[pls enjoy a 9 second clip of straight up masturbation??? proper response?? who??]

[chokedout]

[as in the clip ends at 9 seconds, not theo, naturally]

[chokedout]

[naturally?]

[dead_tongue]

[In person, alone in his room, Iggy giggles to himself. And then sends back a picture of his butthole.

This is romance.]

[chokedout]

[Theo returns a photo a few minutes later: an elegant look at cum splashed bedding.

Then a second identical photo, only his hand is in frame giving a thumbs up.]

[longlegs]

we'll go for the surprise factor otherwise he's gonna know something is up

🕷💖

[chokedout]

ok
i will follow ur lead

do we need duct tape

[longlegs]

i'm the duct tape

well

the shadows

you know what i mean

[chokedout]

ok ok ok
let's do this

[dead_tongue]

[Iggy has to smother his face with a pillow to muffle his laughter. When he manages to get himself a little bit under control he picks his phone up again.]

so you'd subscribe to my OF then?

[longlegs]

ok you know how to stunlock him with your sexy bod better than i do so
go to his room and do your thing? idk, i'll be right behind you

[chokedout]

And you don't think he'll see this coming at all?

[chokedout]

top tier, baby

[longlegs]

he's a guy and your body looks like it's been photoshopped
it's gonna work

[dead_tongue]

that's so sweet.

in another life.

[chokedout]

you know we're in the future past here
we could start our own OF before OF exists
live wealthy and prosper, etc





but idk how to code in this life

[dead_tongue]

I would but we can only reach the people in the manor. if they want one another they just stroll down the hall.

[chokedout]

Only Roomies!!

[chokedout]

okay i'm on the move
alpha tango bravo (idk what that means give me a code name)

[dead_tongue]

you could make a killing. if we had money.


can I tell you a secret

[chokedout]

of course!!