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that's the thing, i'm... bad at magic?
i was thinking of practising wards. for this and the other reason
that only makes a space safe, though. i need to be in the space

& i am texting her rn
i think she could put him in place a bit too
but idk. he's gonna be something i have to be prepared for
it's like he might shove me down the stairs if i'm not looking or something

ok
yes

wtf
i'll start working on it now
does cellar need protecting too?

i feel better already

how bad of a hex do you think
subtle and unnoticeable or full like, chapped dick 24/7

my instinct is to say no, she's capable
but i wouldn't mind being able to safeguard her
if not from this guy, just in general

i want to be able to protect myself and the people near me

[give him a second, that's not an image he ever wants to have!!!]

i work with demons, theo. don't you want to harm more than his dick?

what, like dick AND hole?

[Okay, okay-]

No, I don't actually know what I want to do

nothing wrong w even capable people having a bit more protection
i'll come up with something, get it to you guys as soon as i can

who is this guy anyway?

thanks, i appreciate it

his name is saber
i'm doing some recon, will share any deets

you have to know what you're doing with hexes.
we'll start small.

but i thought we weren't starting with his dick

✓Message read.

[ten minutes later:]

this isn't a game.

c'mon
the set up for that was phenomenal

this isn't funny
someone wants to kill you.

i know
do you know how many times someone has wanted to kill me before
and how many times one particular person has actually killed me

trust me, not about to volunteer to be victimized willingly