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[rationalism]

wait i thought of something

if you judge me i will cry pls know that if you can find a celine dion cd in the shop or record or fucking cassette idk i need to belt out celine dion and then i probs will bc fine

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baby i got you

i would never judge your love of a legend
wanna duo-sing our way thru some of her best hits?

[rationalism]

yes and i love you more now

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we can take turns being jack and rose
do the spinny scene if we feel wild

it'll be great, especially after we're wine drunk

[rationalism]

i can play the spoons fun fact

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a woman after my own heart

[rationalism]

glad my useless talents appeal to someone

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hdu call that a useless talent

[rationalism]

bc it is babe

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i disagree

[rationalism]

enlighten me to the use of playing spoons pls

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it makes theo price horny for the woman doing the work

[rationalism]

ur such a dork

srs question tho when are you not horny for me specifically idc about other people

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not a day goes by where I don't think you're the hottest thing in the room
you could be yelling at me and I'd still be attracted to you

[rationalism]

💛💛💛 thank u for the ego boost