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[chokedout]

OLIVER ARE YOU LISTENING

[That is a good opener though. He could. He could.]

[meca]

maybe you should use it
text him
hey ragnor, i've heard great things about you
want to have kinky warlock sex with me?
w/tentacles if you can

[chokedout]

i'm not gonna say that

[meca]

boring

[chokedout]

you're boring

[meca]

you've never once, since showing up here
EVER thought of me as boring

[chokedout]

that changed 5 seconds ago
boring you're so boring
i'm so bored

[meca]

bitchface really does suit you well

[chokedout]

eat my ass


also he wants a location pin
i wasn't prepared for this
blaming you

[meca]

later if i'm in the mood

not my fault you didn't think ahead

[chokedout]

you set me up to have bad hair
from the moment you tried to make it my weakness

[meca]

your hair is fine
steal ragnor's shampoo if you're so worried about it

[chokedout]

i'm worried about FIRST IMPRESSIONS oliver
i'm just gonna use your face and make my hair extra gross
so he sees you at your worst instead

[meca]

sometimes i sleep over with him so he already sees the disgusting ratty morning hair i get

but feel free to use my face

[chokedout]

are his sandwiches any good

[meca]

very ❤️

[chokedout]

[Insert timeskip that's bound to happen as he goes to investigate tentacles and sandwiches.]