( because sometimes you have to tell people you're clearly dating them and bully them onto actual dates for fun. slutty but sharp is easy enough: dark, tight jeans that can't be comfortable to sit in but they fit well enough oliver doesn't give a shit--and a red button down that's also riding the line of uncomfortably too tight and sexily tight with the top three buttons undone.
luckily he didn't actually have to work in any of this bullshit because there's a creepy clown portrait in the backroom that takes him right to nate's line of clowns and from there a confusing but necessary loop of portals to doors to other portals that eventually lead back to nick's closet where oliver keeps all his clothes, too, because having his own closet is stupid.
his curls are tight, too; not frizzy or loose like they'd usually be this late into the day from having his face down against a desk or fingers brushing through them as he made himself comfortable on someone else's lap. oliver's clearly put in some effort, even enough effort that he walks out of the apothecary a good ten minutes early, just so he can pull out his phone and start dicking around on it to look like he hasn't put in any effort at all. )
[Theo rented a car. Which is thank Christ this isn't in the down because then he'd have to rent two for the same effect and he's not sure he's got that much energy in him. Willem always made it seem effortless, and he hates finding out that it's actual work - maybe he's just not cut out for it himself which is also grating. Anyway, thank Ragnor for this, the car rolls up and Theo slips out in black slacks and a white button down, also partially undone and rolled up at the sleeves. A myriad of bracelets and necklaces denote he's still a bitch who likes accessorizing - but he's also not a bitch that could be confined to a suit jacket this long.]
Hey sugar, you got your clutch and are ready to go?
( very gangsterish. oliver grins, but it's not like he's much better; there's at least a ring on every finger, his ears are covered in piercings--plain black from a distance but from up close, the symbols and runes he's carved into them are visible and they're laced with magic. feels very oliver-ish.
theo opens his mouth and says stupid shit and oliver's snickering, standing up straight so he can shove his phone into his back pocket before he's sauntering on closer. presses a hand against theo's chest with fingers just inside the opening of his shirt and puts his weight on it, so he can lean in against him. )
[He says on impulse, before bringing up a hand to cup the side of Oliver's neck - gotta remember the Daddy energy. He tips his chin up with a nudge of his thumb so that he can lean down and kiss him, quick and forceful, nipping at his lower lip before pulling back. He steps back and gestures at the car, before getting the door. Look at him. He's proud of himself.]
( cute. very daddy-like energy. theo pulls out of the kiss and oliver presses his lips together tight before he's laughing again. pushes against theo once more before he's moving over to the car and letting himself into the back seat. scoots over enough to leave plenty of room for theo and waits until he's in, before he's scooting up close so their thighs touch.
leans in close to his ear to murmur in an accent that theo might recognize as his, from forever and a half ago. )
[Theo doesn't slip into the car behind Oliver, he falls into it, lazy and easy with the door shut behind him and a signal to the driver to take them to their next location. A ritzy bar with red table cloths, booked under Ragnor's name to divert away from two subs having fun together but otherwise full of rich food, good wine and some half decent music. He slips his arm around Oliver's shoulders, and breathes in slow when he speaks that way into his ear.]
You're giving me a complex.
[Self-fucking is... definitely one of his new fucking kinks, and he turns his face in toward Oliver to nip at his earlobe and lash his tongue down his neck in retaliation. He nips just hard enough not to leave a mark but to threaten it, and puts his other hand right on Oliver's thigh.]
( not like he can mess with anyone else like this. oliver isn't well-versed in glamours even if he did want to try it. theo wraps around him and oliver shifts his weight so he's turning into theo. wraps an arm around his neck while theo makes his way down his neck, head tipping back to give him more room to work with as oliver moans soft.
mostly for show. theo's hand drops down to his thigh, and oliver drags one down his chest, his abdomen, until he's got his palm grinding right up against his cock. their date has barely started, but that doesn't mean oliver can't escalate it. an little pre-dinner fucking won't spoil their evening. )
I let him come on my face, you know. Wore it around town. Maybe I should let you do the same, after I fuck you into the seat.
[Theo asks it with an inevitable laugh, all teeth in a wolfish grin between bouts of kissing at Oliver's neck, dragging his tongue up the curve to his jaw and groaning soft in the space between them. Oliver's hand's on his dick getting him hard and they're not even there yet - which is fine by Theo, who also agrees that a pre-dinner fuck is precisely what could take the edge off the night. Literally. He puts his palm over Oliver's cock, grinding back as well, and whispers to the shell of his ear:]
You wanna show me how much of a good boy you are, fuck me nice and deep like I taught you to? You little cum slut.
( it's hard to resist ruining the mood by laughing himself into a stupor, but oliver manages it. snickers to himself, but doesn't lose his shit. theo's hand moves to press against his cock and oliver moans soft, hips shifting to press up into his palm even as oliver grinds his own harder against theo's cock. he could grab for a zipper, pull it down, start stroking theo off directly but the anticipation is half the fun, isn't it?
he doesn't drop the accent any either; gasps soft, but it's lucky for him that theo's pressed in so close so he can't see how unpre-reincarnation cycle theo his expression is. he'll fix it later. )
Pretty please, Daddy? I've been so good for you, I've tried so hard to please you. All I want to do is show you how amazing I can make you feel.
You think you can do it, and make sure Daddy's satisfied?
[Theo's hard as a rock now, grinning through a bitten lip as he nuzzles up against Oliver's neck; he pulls away only to slouch back in his seat, pushing his hips to the edge of it and to withdraw his arm from around Oliver. There's enough room in this lofty vehicle to do the dirty, the partition screen keeping them in some semblance of privacy though he's not thinking about that just yet. Instead he's thumbing down the zipper of his trousers, slipping sidelong on the bench of the seat to put his back to it and lift his leg up in the air. Not bottom behavior. Daddy behavior..]
Come up close, get between my legs and show Daddy just how good you are with your cock. He's waiting.
( it's bottomy behavior regardless of what theo thinks, because oliver always thinks of him as bottom-y. not in an ew gross way, but in a he definitely thinks that it'd be real easy to shove theo over if he really wanted to. guy does give off fuck me vibes pretty strongly. or maybe oliver's just looking for them extra hard.
not that it matters any. theo moves to put himself on display, shoves pants down and climbs up onto the seat to leave his ass up enough so oliver can fuck him and who is oliver to deny him anything? he laughs, reaches into his back pocket to pull out a couple small packets of lube, and tears one open with his teeth. lets the other two fall to the floor of the car. in case he needs them later. now? one should be plenty for sliding between theo's legs, for moving himself closer, for settling in between his legs with the lube packet still between teeth and fingers moving to deftly undo his pants just enough to pull his very hard cock free. )
Don't disappoint me, baby. I know you're gonna do this juuuust like I taught you.
[Theo's - on the verge of laughing, holding it together by the grace of God but there's a fun little sparkle to his eye as he looks up at Oliver. It's kind of a disaster being spread out like he is, knees pulled back toward his chest so he doesn't have to strip completely, ass out and his slightly gangly limbs all compressed together against the bench seat. Being taller than your little Baby Top is weird and yet oh so hot?]
Show Daddy your nice hard cock. Let him feel it in him, niiiice and slow.
( he--snorts. two steps away from outright laughing but he's holding on strong. oliver moves his lubed up fingers to press the tips against theo's hole. rubs them there for just a few moments, just enough to give theo a little bit of a warning, before he's pushing two in to the second knuckle against any resistance. it's more fun this way. he's sure theo will agree. a little manhandling never hurt anyone, did it?
he's hard, head of his cock rubbing against the inside of a thigh when oliver grinds forward and leans in against theo's thighs. )
You're being the disobedient little slut you always are.
[Butting heads, ignoring instructions - he'd expect no less, and it fits right in with the fantasy. Theo had sucked in a breath to the intrusion of Oliver's fingers, groaning with his chin tipping up and head back and his back arching. It's hard for him not to be the needy, disobedient bitch but look at him really trying right now for the sake of this fun Daddy Rp.]
You gonna fuck Daddy as hard as you can, as fast as you can? Show him all your stamina.
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or burger joint and spliff?
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but just know if you pick incorrectly i'll be disappointed
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i feel like you've threatened me w this before
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bc i don't remember
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Multiple life problems ig
I want wine so we're going big
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since you're ancient with more memories than you can keep up with
pick me up at the apothecary later?
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Dress code is sharp but also slutty
take that how you will
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Daddy will also happily *undress* you tonight
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i can do sharp but slutty
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see you at 7:30
be waiting outside for me?
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( because sometimes you have to tell people you're clearly dating them and bully them onto actual dates for fun. slutty but sharp is easy enough: dark, tight jeans that can't be comfortable to sit in but they fit well enough oliver doesn't give a shit--and a red button down that's also riding the line of uncomfortably too tight and sexily tight with the top three buttons undone.
luckily he didn't actually have to work in any of this bullshit because there's a creepy clown portrait in the backroom that takes him right to nate's line of clowns and from there a confusing but necessary loop of portals to doors to other portals that eventually lead back to nick's closet where oliver keeps all his clothes, too, because having his own closet is stupid.
his curls are tight, too; not frizzy or loose like they'd usually be this late into the day from having his face down against a desk or fingers brushing through them as he made himself comfortable on someone else's lap. oliver's clearly put in some effort, even enough effort that he walks out of the apothecary a good ten minutes early, just so he can pull out his phone and start dicking around on it to look like he hasn't put in any effort at all. )
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Hey sugar, you got your clutch and are ready to go?
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theo opens his mouth and says stupid shit and oliver's snickering, standing up straight so he can shove his phone into his back pocket before he's sauntering on closer. presses a hand against theo's chest with fingers just inside the opening of his shirt and puts his weight on it, so he can lean in against him. )
Blue is much more your color.
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[He says on impulse, before bringing up a hand to cup the side of Oliver's neck - gotta remember the Daddy energy. He tips his chin up with a nudge of his thumb so that he can lean down and kiss him, quick and forceful, nipping at his lower lip before pulling back. He steps back and gestures at the car, before getting the door. Look at him. He's proud of himself.]
Get in.
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leans in close to his ear to murmur in an accent that theo might recognize as his, from forever and a half ago. )
I missed you, Daddy.
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You're giving me a complex.
[Self-fucking is... definitely one of his new fucking kinks, and he turns his face in toward Oliver to nip at his earlobe and lash his tongue down his neck in retaliation. He nips just hard enough not to leave a mark but to threaten it, and puts his other hand right on Oliver's thigh.]
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mostly for show. theo's hand drops down to his thigh, and oliver drags one down his chest, his abdomen, until he's got his palm grinding right up against his cock. their date has barely started, but that doesn't mean oliver can't escalate it. an little pre-dinner fucking won't spoil their evening. )
I let him come on my face, you know. Wore it around town. Maybe I should let you do the same, after I fuck you into the seat.
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[Theo asks it with an inevitable laugh, all teeth in a wolfish grin between bouts of kissing at Oliver's neck, dragging his tongue up the curve to his jaw and groaning soft in the space between them. Oliver's hand's on his dick getting him hard and they're not even there yet - which is fine by Theo, who also agrees that a pre-dinner fuck is precisely what could take the edge off the night. Literally. He puts his palm over Oliver's cock, grinding back as well, and whispers to the shell of his ear:]
You wanna show me how much of a good boy you are, fuck me nice and deep like I taught you to? You little cum slut.
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he doesn't drop the accent any either; gasps soft, but it's lucky for him that theo's pressed in so close so he can't see how unpre-reincarnation cycle theo his expression is. he'll fix it later. )
Pretty please, Daddy? I've been so good for you, I've tried so hard to please you. All I want to do is show you how amazing I can make you feel.
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[Theo's hard as a rock now, grinning through a bitten lip as he nuzzles up against Oliver's neck; he pulls away only to slouch back in his seat, pushing his hips to the edge of it and to withdraw his arm from around Oliver. There's enough room in this lofty vehicle to do the dirty, the partition screen keeping them in some semblance of privacy though he's not thinking about that just yet. Instead he's thumbing down the zipper of his trousers, slipping sidelong on the bench of the seat to put his back to it and lift his leg up in the air. Not bottom behavior. Daddy behavior..]
Come up close, get between my legs and show Daddy just how good you are with your cock. He's waiting.
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not that it matters any. theo moves to put himself on display, shoves pants down and climbs up onto the seat to leave his ass up enough so oliver can fuck him and who is oliver to deny him anything? he laughs, reaches into his back pocket to pull out a couple small packets of lube, and tears one open with his teeth. lets the other two fall to the floor of the car. in case he needs them later. now? one should be plenty for sliding between theo's legs, for moving himself closer, for settling in between his legs with the lube packet still between teeth and fingers moving to deftly undo his pants just enough to pull his very hard cock free. )
I'll make sure Daddy feels so good.
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[Theo's - on the verge of laughing, holding it together by the grace of God but there's a fun little sparkle to his eye as he looks up at Oliver. It's kind of a disaster being spread out like he is, knees pulled back toward his chest so he doesn't have to strip completely, ass out and his slightly gangly limbs all compressed together against the bench seat. Being taller than your little Baby Top is weird and yet oh so hot?]
Show Daddy your nice hard cock. Let him feel it in him, niiiice and slow.
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he's hard, head of his cock rubbing against the inside of a thigh when oliver grinds forward and leans in against theo's thighs. )
You don't want it nice and slow.
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[Butting heads, ignoring instructions - he'd expect no less, and it fits right in with the fantasy. Theo had sucked in a breath to the intrusion of Oliver's fingers, groaning with his chin tipping up and head back and his back arching. It's hard for him not to be the needy, disobedient bitch but look at him really trying right now for the sake of this fun Daddy Rp.]
You gonna fuck Daddy as hard as you can, as fast as you can? Show him all your stamina.
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