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babe babe babe teddie babe 2 things ur an artist so are you good at like flower arranging too and also send me some pics so i can frame them so my house looks like mine and not my bro in laws pls thnx

never have i ever done an arrangement but like, it can't be difficult
what colors? flowers? vibe?

and are these pics of the flowers or like, the hot pics of your ass on my phone
i can paint you some art if you want it

[ she sends him a picture of a bunch of flowers piled on the kitchen counter, castoffs from the florists. ]

pics of YOU teddie i cant afford your paintings

I can work with that

and to be crude, I take payment in pussy y'know

that doesnt seem like a fair trade esp since i am getting something out it both times

so we all win

noooooooo

there is never ever going to be a time i turn you down ftr but i want to support you!!!!! fair market price only

how about this:

i make you work for me at an art show i'm setting up
manual labor aka you look cute and peddle my paintings to ppl

cater waiter work or fancy rich girl you see how he uses color to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of his subject work bc i can do the first but that was the sum of my art knowledge i took from an episode of dr who

look hot and idk, nothing too menial bc ur too hot for that
amp me up as amazingly talented
that kinda thing

i look very hot in a bowtie just so u know but i can do that because it is true you are amazing and if you put even a sliver of the beauty you bring into my life into your art then its gonna be incredible

there is not a dollar i wouldn't pay to see you in nothing BUT a bowtie

Edited 2023-03-05 01:45 (UTC)

pls hold

[ first she has to find a fucking bow tie! luckily daniel was a stupid loser that wore bowties so she only has to dig through his shit she still hasn't boxed up.

then she has to learn to tie a bowtie! which actually takes a few minutes because... the fuck.

eventually theo gets a mirror selfie because grace doesn't have a lick of shame, nothing but the purple bowtie and her purple nail polish. ]

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