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[chokedout]

I promise my speech won't be scathing

[meca]

i've only known you a couple months
what makes you so special?

[chokedout]

I'm hot, charismatic and the life of the party
You don't want your best man to stutter and be awkward, do you?

Plus like, I wanna sleep with the entire grooms' party and this gives me some authority to boss people around
sort of
I think?

[meca]

so you want to get your banglist organized based off of my and nick's people

fair

[chokedout]

if I can't say I fucked everyone at your wedding
what use am I

[meca]

you can't fuck michael
bc i'm still working on that

[chokedout]

listen soon to be married man
I'm the slutty single
I get to fuck anyone

[meca]

i can be slutty and engaged
/married
or whatever
you can't be the best man unless you swear not to fuck michael until after i've fucked him

[chokedout]

that's such a mean demand

[meca]

it's one person in a place full of people who are dtf

[chokedout]

it'll be my wedding gift to u

[meca]

that's a shit gift

[chokedout]

you get this and a nice card
or
you get a fucking toaster and i smash the fuck out of your dude

I say it's a very nice gift

[meca]

fine whatever

[chokedout]

love you 😘

[meca]

nah