( because sometimes you have to tell people you're clearly dating them and bully them onto actual dates for fun. slutty but sharp is easy enough: dark, tight jeans that can't be comfortable to sit in but they fit well enough oliver doesn't give a shit--and a red button down that's also riding the line of uncomfortably too tight and sexily tight with the top three buttons undone.
luckily he didn't actually have to work in any of this bullshit because there's a creepy clown portrait in the backroom that takes him right to nate's line of clowns and from there a confusing but necessary loop of portals to doors to other portals that eventually lead back to nick's closet where oliver keeps all his clothes, too, because having his own closet is stupid.
his curls are tight, too; not frizzy or loose like they'd usually be this late into the day from having his face down against a desk or fingers brushing through them as he made himself comfortable on someone else's lap. oliver's clearly put in some effort, even enough effort that he walks out of the apothecary a good ten minutes early, just so he can pull out his phone and start dicking around on it to look like he hasn't put in any effort at all. )
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( because sometimes you have to tell people you're clearly dating them and bully them onto actual dates for fun. slutty but sharp is easy enough: dark, tight jeans that can't be comfortable to sit in but they fit well enough oliver doesn't give a shit--and a red button down that's also riding the line of uncomfortably too tight and sexily tight with the top three buttons undone.
luckily he didn't actually have to work in any of this bullshit because there's a creepy clown portrait in the backroom that takes him right to nate's line of clowns and from there a confusing but necessary loop of portals to doors to other portals that eventually lead back to nick's closet where oliver keeps all his clothes, too, because having his own closet is stupid.
his curls are tight, too; not frizzy or loose like they'd usually be this late into the day from having his face down against a desk or fingers brushing through them as he made himself comfortable on someone else's lap. oliver's clearly put in some effort, even enough effort that he walks out of the apothecary a good ten minutes early, just so he can pull out his phone and start dicking around on it to look like he hasn't put in any effort at all. )